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tim-rousbeastie:

whoa.
this will be my kids one day. no, seriously.

Having your kids cosplay as two characters who will always cause trouble to second you take your eye off them: perfect.

feigenbaumsworld:

nudityandnerdery:

berenzero:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!

I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire

Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill

Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!

A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy

Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)

That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there

Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!

A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll

A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy

I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed

Beer   -   Giggle Water

Legs   -   Gams

Boobs - Ninny Pies

Rich Person   -   an egg

The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy

Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!

That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!

Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon

Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!

That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!

Classy   -   Swanky

I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog

A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch

That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

We need to bring some of these back. Who’s with me?

I’m in.

I already say some of these. I’m a trendsetter.

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lifewithkitty:

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has this kind of humor with their family.

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face-down-asgard-up:

theycallherlovely:

Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT.
And sing along. No questions asked.

AND III CAN SING HIIIIGH LIKE THIIIS

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zimages:

Invader Zim Autograph Giveaway!

I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway on this blog for months, but I haven’t had anything to give away. Now this has changed! Emily-Rose (I still don’t have the url D:) has donated two autographs (pictured above) by Richard Horvitz, voice of Zim. Thank you so much! You are amazing.

I will randomly choose two winners out of the reblogs of this post. Please reblog this no more than 3 times! I won’t count those that do reblog this more than 3 times. That’s only 3 reblogs total throughout any and all blogs you run.

I will draw the winners sometime in the evening of Monday, May 20. Good luck, and thank you for following Zimages!

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heyoscarwilde:

H.P. Lovecraft and Nikola Tesla: Paranormal Investigators

Illustration by Travis Pitts :: via zom-bot

Boom. This wins.

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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

Aries:a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.

Taurus:Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.

Gemini:It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.

Cancer:They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.

Leo:They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.

Virgo:They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.

Libra:Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.

Scorpio:Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.

Sagittarius:beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.

Capricorn:Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.

Aquarius:It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.

Pisces:They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.

Reblog if you have the best followers ever

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lufiemstark:

50 years old idol band, The Doctors!

from UKdrama gallery - Ajacha

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